Monthly Archives: March 2011

I Had To Stop Meatloaf From Ripping Gary Busey’s Head Off

That was one of the most horrifying and adrenaline pumping nights of my life.  I can’t remember a time I was close to being anywhere near that nervous before, ever.  I’ve had cello recitals before and competitions when I was … Continue reading

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An Asian Man And A Jewish Girl Walked Into A Bar…

If you’re waiting for a punchline, you’ll have to wait until Monday night.  Cuz that’s when I will be performing my first open-mic standup, while simultaneously defecating in my boxer shorts at the same time.  What can I say?  I’m … Continue reading

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Urinating Will Be My Opening Bit

Tonight I went to the club that I will potentially be performing at in NYC, and watched a few of the stand up open mic acts to get a sense of what I will be in for in a few … Continue reading

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In All Seriousness…

Today Japan was hit by both an 8.9 quake and tsunami that devastated the Eastern coast, killing over hundreds of people. If you’ve seen the footage on the news, it’s like watching an awful B-Action Disaster summer flick directed by … Continue reading

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A Preview To My Stand Up

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A Pat On The Back Only Leads To Burps

A lot of preparatory accomplishments today.  I have a potential comedy club that is allowing me to shoot there for my open mic at the end of the month: the New York Comedy Club, and I went to the gym … Continue reading

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Knock Knock…

Who’s there, you ask?  This little fuckface Justin Bieber.  That’s who.  And guess what?  He trashed his place worse than Charlie Sheen trashes hotel rooms and prostitutes.  I spent the entire day cleaning his fish tank, while Bieber resided in … Continue reading

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