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A Better Hong from Mike Hong on Vimeo.
Yes, tweens, you may be horrified to learn that the beloved Justin Bieber-fish is, in fact, on suicide watch, as his reps confirmed Monday afternoon. This morning was my last day back in New Jersey, before I had to head … Continue reading
THIS makes me a feel a whole lot better about skydiving in New Zealand.
The vultures circle above my head like a black halo of death. This is it, I think. The stillness of the forest is unsettling. It is the sound of silent laughter, mocking me. As I look up, I can see … Continue reading
My brother-in-law brought up a good point. He told me after reading my last entry about Justin Bieberfish changing colors that the truth is my roommate killed my goldfish and then fed me that story about how fishes change color … Continue reading
So, apparently me buying Justin Bieberfish a lady companion was not such a good idea. I haven’t seen him in a month, and as many of you know – I went back home to NYC for Memorial Day Weekend instead … Continue reading